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They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No one ever asks them if they want to.

This book is dedicated to those fine men.

"

From Terry Pratchett’s book Guards! Guards!, simply amazing. I must have read this at least five times, and I can’t stop laughing.

(via oh-no-stop-this)

The Guard is the best thing about Discworld, period ♥

(Source: eye-gor, via fuckyeahdiscworld)

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